It's St.Patricks day and Harper is a good Irish name

[stranj100]

Title: Bad Pick-up Lines

Author: Stranj100

Fandom: DC comics

Pairing(s): Roy/Dick (Arsenal/Nightwing)

Rating: G

Summary: Sometimes they work.

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: Arsenal and Nightwing are property of Time-Warner. The story is the intellectual property of the author known as Stranj100. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no profit is being made.

Archive: Yes, just ask first.

Feedback: Praise strokes my ego and I write more. Helpful Criticism makes me a better writer. Flames are used by ignorant villagers to destroy 'monsters'.

 

 

“Bad Pick-up Lines”

 

By Stranj100

 

“Hey Short Pants,” Roy called.

 

Dick turned his head, “What?”

 

“Do you have any Irish in you?” the red head asked.

 

The acrobat gave him a weird look and said, “You know I don’t.”

 

Roy smirked and asked, “Would you like some?”

 

Dick blinked in confusion. Finally, realization dawned on his face and he smiled. “Absolutely,” he responded.

 

~fin~